THE DETAILS
Brave Souls of the Realm,
Come forth in strength and in thirst, for on this eve we raise our banners not in war, but in battle of skill and ale.
All sworn banners and wandering champions, selected for their bold hearts and legendary thirst, are called forth by the Council of Cups to test their strength, wit, and liver in the ancient rites of revelry.
Take heed: no swords, no shields, only cup and ale shall serve as arms. The fields shall run not with blood, but with beer, as noble Houses clash for pride, glory, and eternal bragging rights.
Come armored in courage, draped in fellowship, and unafraid of defeat, for though many will fall to the drink, only one House shall stand triumphant.
Victory awaits the bold; shame awaits the timid.
Stand with us, drink with us, and let no cup go unchallenged.
Date
08.23.25
Time
2 pm
Location
4550 W Saddlehorn Rd, Phoenix, AZ 85083, USA
Directions
the games
Teams:
Formed by a random draw once everyone’s in—expect some epic alliances!
Events:
Top-secret challenges revealed closer to game time, giving you just enough time for training and conditioning.
Scoring:
A fierce point system crowns one ultimate winning team—bring your A-game!
Victory Lap:
Awards ceremony kicks off right after the games—bask in the glory!
the arena
Fully Loaded:
🏊 Pool, 🏀 Basketball Court, 🏓 Pickleball—a battleground for glory!
Gear Up:
Pack your running shoes for sprints, and your one-piece for soaking your ass cheeks
Power-Up:
The pizza’s locked in. Bring your favorite dish or snack to complete the feast
Parking:
Spots are limited, so carpool or Uber with your crew.
(There is also a Safeway nearby for day parking)
Crash Pad:
Limited Saturday night spots—DM me for info.
Questions, Comments, Concerns?
Reach out to Megan Anne Rivera, First of her name, Mother of Diggy, Party Planning Extraordinaire, Drinker of the Martini Espresso, Queen of Downtown Phoenix, and co-host of the 39th battle royale.
DM @ 951-318-6791
